He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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