If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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