She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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