adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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