matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm bleeding and have questions
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