just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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