Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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