HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Dick very happy bro
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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