It's just like the Real World with babies
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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