My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.