Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole