Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.