Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
These 21 People Came Up With Hilarious Excuses For Their Hickies
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.