we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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