The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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