He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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