i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
