One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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