So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
of course. lets lasso hookers.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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