I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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