this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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