would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
True college students do jello shots in the library
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize