she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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