i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Randomize
