I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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