after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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