You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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