these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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