you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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