that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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