I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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