and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I want a musical about memes.
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