So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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