is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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