i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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