I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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