What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Randomize
