I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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