Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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