The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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