STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Quick, to the slutcave!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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