I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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