i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
