I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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