whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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