Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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