well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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