Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
North Korea, Best Korea!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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