she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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