Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I will be naked everywhere
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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