so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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