There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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