I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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