okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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