Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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