Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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