Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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